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My Big Fun Jewish Wedding

Posted in Jewish Funnies, Weddings! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 1, 2010 by djscottshirley

We recently had the opportunity to provide entertainment for a great fun wedding for Isaac and Adriana Watemberg. The Party Machine provided Ceremony Sound, Multimedia Entertainment for the reception, colorful Up-Lighting, Dance Lighting, Videography, and Your Name In Lights. It was an amazing event, that we nicknamed “My Big Fun Jewish Wedding.”

DJ Scott with Isaac and Adriana Watemberg

The ceremony was held outdoors at the Four Seasons Resort in Irving. It was a traditional Jewish ceremony under a chuppah with two Rabbis and a Cantor, and Adriana entered and circled the groom seven times. Later they shared wine and Isaac stomped the wineglass.

The guests then moved indoors for a cocktail hour in the lobby, where a string ensemble played classical music. There were guests in attendance from 17 different countries and five continents!

The guests proceeded into a Ballroom bathed in colored light, with the dance floor in the center beneath a canopy. Isaac and Adriana had their names projected on the wall above their cake table. It was breathtaking!

I welcomed the guests and introduced the Wedding Party, and implored the guests to make a “joyful noise” as Isaac and Adriana made their Grand Entrance. They responded with enthusiasm, and the newlyweds moved straight in to their First Dance.

The Rabbi then gave the blessing over the chollah (bread) and the staff began serving. During dinner the guests viewed an animated photo montage, followed by highlights of the ceremony, and the first dance, that was almost like seeing an instant replay. Since part of this had just happened, it was impressive – a big thanks to Keith Mathis for his outstanding on-site video editing. Nobody does it better!

Next we played the Newlywed Game, then kicked off the dancing with a traditional Hora. Check out this video clip, courtesy of Brandon Steward, who was running our lighting systems that night:

During the Newlywed Game, Isaac learned that his wife was peaking at his answers as our Wedding Party Live cameras were showing the game on the Big Screen, giving Adriana an advantage. When I showed Isaac that his new bride could see his answers, we all had a good laugh.

All manner of dancing and silliness ensued, and a grand time was had by all.

Mazel Tov! I look forward to many more Big Fun Jewish Weddings.

Listen To Your Bubby!

Posted in Jewish Funnies on December 22, 2009 by djscottshirley

As I arrived to meet with my Bar Mitzvah clients, the grandparents drove up at the same time. After introductions we all sat down in the den to discuss the big event next week.

As Mom was spreading out pictures on the coffee table for Adam’s photo montage, we heard the Bar Mitzvah boy make a discovery in the kitchen.

“Cool, is this for me?” He had found a good-sized Tupperware container his grandparents had brought him from Indiana.

Grandma told him to dig in and enjoy himself, and I had to ask what was in the goody box.

She explained it was fresh Venison Jerky. Sounded great to me!

But I had to ask, “Is that Kosher?”

She set her finger over her lips in the international “shush” signal.

Listen to your bubby!